Spaz if you want to

Douchery

amber wants to do hood rat things with me. at least i like to think so… amber?

Sometimes i wish i could sick Dexter on people

Dexter or Sam Jackson, either will do.

Have you ever made love to a weerdo?

I wanna do hood rat things with my friends!

akeenakin:

Drea FTW

Y’all win.
I don’t know what, but you should both get like some type of prize.

ive been winning all day, but no rewards. Tumblr hates me

Drea FTW

"Community" is a hilarious show.

I’ve tried to fall asleep, but will be probably be spending the next few hours watching season one. Bonne nuit mes amis :)

i thought i was the only one

I'm a dork. I get nervous on dates. I stumble and fall. I laugh at my own jokes. I snort if you make me laugh too hard.

I get touchy-feely. I repeat myself when talking. I stutter. I zone out.

Either dudes love it or they hate it. I’m something you have to adapt to.

nice

i hate people who announce the important parts in film.

“hey, pay attention to this part. it’s very important.”

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

^^^